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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:09:59 GMT -5
to: allstudents@hetaliau.edu from: america@hetaliau.edu Subject: HERO'S CHARITY DATE AUCTION! Proceeds benefit countries stricken by earthquakes and stuff!!  BID ON TAKING ME, ALFRED F. JONES, ON A SPRING FLING DANCE DATE!+ You get me. On a date. A real hero as your knight in shining armor, valiantly dancing with you and maybe I'll rent a limo for us! + You send money to needy people in countries where earthquakes RAVAGED THEIR LIVES. Cons:- NONE. So start the bidding TODAY. Reply to me with your highest offer, winner by March 28th at 10pm WINS ME and gets to donate their money to some countries that need it!! It's a WIN/WIN SITUATION!! Your Hero, Alfred F. Jones The United States of America! [[ooc: This thread is now a monster. If you don't want to dig through all the comments looking for what the highest bid is, I'll update it here every time it goes up. But remember, your character won't know unless someone told them! Current highest bid: $50 - England]] |
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Mar 23, 2010 0:13:14 GMT -5
to: allstudents@hetaliau.edu
from: belarus@hetaliau.edu
Is Russia up for auction, Mr. Alfred?
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:15:50 GMT -5
to: belarus@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
Hahaha no just me!
...you know you sent that to the whole school right?
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Francis Bonnefoy
Pokémon Trainer
King of Fries, Toast and Kisses
Your resistance only makes my Tower harder
Posts: 97
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Mar 23, 2010 0:16:03 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: france@hetaliau.edu
Ten dollars.
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Post by Natalia Arlovskaya on Mar 23, 2010 0:17:19 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: belarus@hetaliau.edu
Maybe he'll read it.
I bid nothing on you but wish you good luck.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:17:47 GMT -5
to: france@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
...you have a computer?
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Francis Bonnefoy
Pokémon Trainer
King of Fries, Toast and Kisses
Your resistance only makes my Tower harder
Posts: 97
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Mar 23, 2010 0:20:41 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: france@hetaliau.edu
I am hurt, mon petit. Why would I not have one?
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:22:50 GMT -5
to: belarus@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
Oh okay! Maybe Russia can do one too and all proceeds can go to... your wedding?
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:24:00 GMT -5
to: france@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
Don't know, french people are weird.
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Arthur Kirkland
Pokémon Trainer
Sir Poopisworth
I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on the British Empire.
Posts: 87
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Mar 23, 2010 0:41:38 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: england@hetaliau.edu
Alfred,
You are an idiot.
Arthur Kirkland
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:45:32 GMT -5
to: england@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
Am not.
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Arthur Kirkland
Pokémon Trainer
Sir Poopisworth
I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on the British Empire.
Posts: 87
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Mar 23, 2010 0:49:38 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: england@hetaliau.edu
Yes you are. You're auctioning yourself off. Who knows what kind of pervert will bid on you.
Arthur Kirkland
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Francis Bonnefoy
Pokémon Trainer
King of Fries, Toast and Kisses
Your resistance only makes my Tower harder
Posts: 97
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Mar 23, 2010 0:50:26 GMT -5
to: america@hetaliau.edu
from: france@hetaliau.edu
Pardon me?! I'll have you know I own a Mac!
And I'm rising the bid to twenty dollars.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:50:58 GMT -5
to: england@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
France. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE HAD A COMPUTER.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 23, 2010 0:52:30 GMT -5
to: france@hetaliau.edu
from: america@hetaliau.edu
...you buy American?
Stop bidding! I mean... keep bidding for the earthquake victims but stop bidding for ME.
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