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Post by Lovino Vargas on Mar 29, 2010 14:28:47 GMT -5
"No they wouldn't!" Romano looked as if he were in disbelief. "We're both grown men!! I wouldn't just ask for a piggyback. They'd either think that I'm actually injured or we're gay homos..." He paused, suddenly feeling a bit awkward and uncomfortable. Wait, what? He wasn't a gay homo!! His feelings for Spain were completely platonic and straight and straight and non-romantic.
... What was he talking about again?
"A-And so we're telling them that I'm injured!" Romano's face was turning a bit red, so it was a good thing that Spain probably couldn't see it.
His expression deadpanned at Spain's comment. "... wait, what?", he questioned, poking the guy in the shoulder. "What the fuck? How did he type loud enough to keep you from sleeping? That's not even fuckin' possible, you're like a rock or something." This was definitely confusing Romano, since from his knowledge, Spain was not a light sleeper. In fact, when they were little, waking the dumbass up usually meant jumping on him. Oh, those childhood days.
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Mar 29, 2010 17:39:21 GMT -5
"What if you were a gay homo who was injured?" Spain laughed out loud and continued walking, "Then they wouldn't be wrong no matter what!" Of course that made perfect sense. He paused for a moment and thought about something that Romano had just said, "But you're not injured so does that mean you're a gay homo?"
He continued laughing to himself and decided to play a trick on Romano, "I thought that was your pen this whole time, Romano!" Spain wasn't serious but it was always fun to mess with Romano, "But I guess you're just happy to have me carry you!"
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Mar 29, 2010 17:58:41 GMT -5
"Pen?" Romano's eyebrows scrunched in confusion. "What the hell are you talking about, I don't--..."
Then his eyes bugged and, growing flustered to quite an embarrassing level, he shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK?! T-That's just gross, what the hell, you asshole?!" He tried the best he could to kick and flail at Spain, hoping that the bastard would obtain some sort of fatal injury in the process. "Leggo of me, fucker, I'll walk by myself!!"
One could definitely observe that his face was a good tomato-y shade of red by this point.
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Mar 29, 2010 18:39:09 GMT -5
Spain continued laughing out loud, if not much harder than he had been before. He put Romano down and took all of the injuries he was taking like a man. "Hey, hey!" he yelled, shielding himself fruitlessly with his arms. "What's gotten into you? It was a joke!"
As much of a joke as it was, Spain couldn't help but be won over by the fact that Romano's face was now Spain's total and utter favorite color. Of course, he couldn't help the fact that red happened to look great on Romano, especially his face. It definitely brought out all of his hidden cuteness. "Is this part of your injury?" he asked, pointing to Romano's face. "Tomatoitis?"
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Mar 31, 2010 15:20:01 GMT -5
"Your blood will have tomatoitis, all over the floor, you bastard!", he threatened, giving a last sock to Spain's arm. Romano looked rather indignant, both from the joke and the comment about his flaring cheeks. He gave an exasperated sigh, as if he were pitying himself for being forced to spend time with a person like this.
"That isn't something you joke about, dammit! Being gay is a very serious infliction!" According to the cranky old nun back in Italy, who lived in seclusion with no one but twelve cats. But he decided to leave that tidbit out. "And plus, I mean... not you of all people! Idiot."
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Mar 31, 2010 18:41:23 GMT -5
Pretty much none of what Romano said made sense to Spain at that moment in time. He thought for a moment for a good response but there was really nothing coming to him. (Besides, blood was already red so it's not like it would really make a difference if it had Tomatoitis.) He did, however, rub the spot on his arm where Romano had hit him! While it didn't hurt, it still wasn't comfortable. What a pain!
"Not me...being gay of all people?" Spain shrugged. "Or not me joking?" He put his hands behind his head and laughed a bit, "I joke all the time! Don't you know me well enough by now?"
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Apr 3, 2010 10:05:21 GMT -5
"It's not a funny joke," Romano sniffed. Because what kind of joke made him feel all jittery and nervous on the inside like this?! An unfunny one, that's what.
"And that's not what I meant, stupid," he added, stuffing his hands in his pockets as they walked. "I wouldn't like you of all people if I was gay!" ... Though, he wasn't sure what kind of guys he'd be into if he was gay. But that wasn't an issue because he obviously wasn't! "You'd probably be too busy being gay with that damn Frenchman, anyways."
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Apr 3, 2010 20:24:53 GMT -5
"I thought it was funny," Spain pouted. Really, Romano obviously just had no sense of humor. It's not like Spain never joked with Romano or even meant anything with the words he said. He wondered if maybe Romano liked to go out of his way to not be cute. It would definitely be a lot cuter if he'd just laugh, especially if what was being laughed at was one of Spain's jokes! "Did the joke hurt your feelings?"
...HOW HURTFUL!!! Why did he have to come out and say that? ...and what did he mean by being gay with the Frenchman? Who was he even--
OH! France! HAHAHA!
"I'm being gay with him?" Spain asked, still laughing. He wasn't aware of his apparently gayness with France but it's not like he was complaining!
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Apr 4, 2010 0:20:25 GMT -5
"Oh please," Romano replied, pouting right back at him. A better pout. Because really, no one could pout as much as Romano. He was the boss of pouting. "You're always gay around France! You couldn't be any more gay around France, goddammit." Though, France was always gay around everyone, and Spain was easily influenced by less-than-moral people. So it really shouldn't have been any surprise that Spain became rather gay as well.
"Whatever," he uttered, kicking a rock rather irritably. "Be as gay with him as you want! You could go be gay and get married and have gay little offspring and go pick flowers and shit. As if I care." He didn't!! He really didn't. Stop being silly.
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Apr 4, 2010 9:47:52 GMT -5
Then it hit him.
It was so painfully obvious that Spain was almost embarrassed that he hadn't noticed sooner. It was probably a little hurtful to Romano that Spain had been so thoughtless and so clueless so upon realization, he let out a loud gasp.
"Lovi," he said, his voice filled with realization and his eyes filled with concern. "Do you want me to be gay with you too?"
Because, really...Spain didn't have to JUST act that way with France!
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Apr 4, 2010 10:12:16 GMT -5
The first thing Romano instinctively noticed was the usage of the name 'Lovi'.
The second thing he noticed was that he was suddenly the target of a very, very pitying stare.
The third thing he noticed was that Spain offered to be gay with him.
... wait, what?
These three things didn't seem to compute well together in his small brain, and it definitely looked like something fused because his face was now a very bright red, perhaps brighter than all the other times!
"N-No!!", Romano snapped defensively, his voice a combination of embarrassment and indignation. "No! No, dammit, I don't!! W-Why the hell would I want to?! Do I look gay to you?!" God, anyone could see that Romano was a perfectly respectable straight man with no gay tendencies whatsoever! He wasn't sure where Spain was getting this utter bullshit.
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Apr 4, 2010 19:43:31 GMT -5
Oh Romano! So cute with his red face and his indignant tone! He just wanted to be included but Spain could tell he was trying not to be troublesome!
"You don't have to hide it, Lovi!" Spain said, reaching out and taking Romano's hand in his own. He pulled it close to him and nuzzled it against his cheek. He had a big stupid smile on his face. "I don't want to discriminate against you!"
Spain's player knew this tag was short and that she sucked.
"Do you want the way I treat you to be different than the way I treat France?"
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Post by Lovino Vargas on Apr 5, 2010 17:19:04 GMT -5
Romano immediately froze up when he felt Spain snuggling with his hand.
... Okay, yeah, that was enough.
"S-Stop that!!", he yelped, snatching his hand back and stuffing it back in his pocket as if it needed to be protected from any more Spain germs. Being raised in Italy, he was very used to physical contact, but not like that!! (Though, really, considering how he shared a room with this guy last year, he should've been used to this.)
"Yes, I want it to be different but not gay different!" Romano pouted, his face still flushed. "You're a total idiot around France, so yeah, don't do that."
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Post by Antonio Fernandez Carriedo on Apr 5, 2010 21:17:30 GMT -5
An idiot only around France? Did that mean that Spain was not a total idiot when he WASN'T with France? Surely that was the VAST majority of times (because while Spain spends a lot of time with France, he certainly does not find himself hanging out with him during every waking moment). That might quite possibly be a compliment in disguise and when it comes to Romano, any kind of compliment is the finest of them all!
"Thank you, Lovi!" Spain smiled and let go of Romano's hands only to envelop him in a big crazy hug. It was a short-lived hug and he soon pulled away to GAZE UPON ROMANO'S TOMATOEY FACE give Romano some personal space.
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